Are you having sex, Piper?

Hello? Hey! Yeah, I was just thinking about a little shenanigans under the bleachers today.

I know, it was so naughty, especially during the game.

How many times do I have to tell her, don't leave her backpack in the living room?

I swear, that girl would lose her head if it wasn't attached to her body.

Her teacher called me about her grades the other day.