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Well, that creepy translator texted me a picture of his tiny penis,

so I threatened to put it online unless he convinced the investors to approve the deal.

Hey, were you sniffing my panties again?

I know it was you. I can smell your dirty, greasy, pork-fried rice hands all over them.

Now, why don't I tell my big dick white boyfriend just exactly what you've been up to?