Dein Pisser ist viel zu klein

That'd be a little ridiculous, actually, that you'd even consider such a possibility that you could kick me.

I mean, first of all, you have way too little hands to touch my big tits.

I mean really.

It's hard to tell your hands are so small when your dick is so small.

That's real, well... But, you know, everyone's supposed to have their desires.