Hunk who is looking for gold in a mine ends up banging a busty blonde

Who are you? - This is a military occupation.

What do you want me to do about it? - We're overtaking this mine.

No, you're kidding. - Yes, it's a very valuable resource.

That's why I'm down here digging. This is my first day on the job as well.

So what do you want me to do? - Well, I don't know.