Hysterically Reading Harry Potter While Sitting On A Vibrator!

Okay, so you remember we started off, uh, chapter seven, the sorting hat. I hope

you're excited. I know you've been dying for me to read this to you ever since

the last time. You know I love reading you a good bedtime story. Okay.

The door swung open at once. A tall black-haired witch in emerald green robes

stood there. She had a very stern face and Harry's first thought was that this