I Give My Ass so My Friend Can Celebrate His Birthday

Come and sit down. - Oh, thank you so much.

Thanks for inviting me to your house. - Oh, yeah, I just wanted to see a movie.

Oh, yeah, yeah, cool, cool. - But it's kind of boring, I don't know, what have you got?

Well, no, not boring, or, well, yeah, a little boring, but normal. It's my birthday today.

Today's my birthday and, well, a lot of people didn't remember, but it's okay.