I got fucked by the mugger

Well, as you can see, the little gel store is here.

No beer, and I always leave this fridge here full of beer, you know?

And since I'm alone at home, there's nothing to do, my husband's gone to do I don't know what,

I'm really in the mood to fuck, get laid, you know, but since I'm home alone,

There's nothing to do, so I thought I'd take it and fill the beer cooler until my husband...