Ripping up and Pissing on Magic the Gathering Cards

i opened up some Magic The Gathering card packs… and destroyed them! DID I RIP UP A RARE CARD?! you tell me!!! i opened up 4 packs while i was naked: 2 Double Masters packs, a Dominaria remastered collector booster pack, and a Wilds of Eldraine pack! i had fun squishing them between my boobs, sticking them between my butt cheeks, folding them between my thighs, ripping them up with my teeth, sitting on them, and sticking them on my sticky/sweaty body! after i opened all the decks, i realized i had to PEE SO BAD! so, i spread my hairy pussy and pissed ALL OVER the cards! i was elated with how good it felt and surprised with how much i peed! i made a HUGE MESS! i loved seeing all the ripped up cards covered in my piss!