Shanna McCullough in Hung Wankenstein (2001)

These hands have taken inanimate objects and made them into a big living breathing creature.

These hands have taken body parts that would make Jeffrey Dahmer salivate

and have put them together and molded them and made one big glorious man.

Okay, I fucked up in the dick department, but it's still a man.

A big glorious male creature.