Sharing a bed with my stepmom, she accidentally took us on a family trip.

Okay, aunt, we're here. I did ask in the lobby, but there were no separate rooms.

This was the only one they had, and it's practically slept together.

But if you want, I ***** here on the couch.

No problem. We can rest together. You're tired anyway, so no problem.

Well, then it's okay. It's been a long drive, and we're still short.