Stepdaughter hops on dick as a thank you

Okay, you're right. I'm grounded and I really appreciate you bailing me out of jail.

You were running around naked on campus. Who does that? What year is this?

We were on public land, not the campus. We were streaking. It's a Greek ritual every spring. All the sororities do it.

I just didn't know there was a cop car.

Look, I don't want your mother knowing anything about this. She don't need this shit.