V-day Sph

Look at you. It's Valentine's Day and you thought you could please me today without

money. Are you crazy? Did you really think that this little thing right here was going

to fucking please me? I don't think so. Look how little it is. This thing is so tiny, isn't

it? Oh my God. It is absolutely small. Did you really think that you're going to please

anybody with this? No wonder you don't have a girlfriend. I wouldn't want you. The only